Monday, July 16, 2007
Whilst surfer the internets I ran into this image. At first like most you, I put it off as a Capt N Crunch knockoff. But the more I glared into it's ADD riddle eyes, it's "crackle" relapse, diabetic shock twitching tail, and it's sweet satisfaction "I sold my winter supply of nuts to get my fix" grin, I have new found appreciation for the name brand knockoffs of America.
And the fact that "CRACKLES" is written three times larger than "berry" and the "LES" of that word being less dominate. The fact that he's not only eating, but juggling crackle berries at the same time, a talent only shown at 3 am by college kids wondering if this stuff kicked in yet. And of course the promise of "quality crackle" just seals it.
God bless corporate America for letting kids get their daily dose of crackle when they can't afford the high quality stuff.