Monday, July 16, 2007

Can you hook a crackle up.



Whilst surfer the internets I ran into this image. At first like most you, I put it off as a Capt N Crunch knockoff. But the more I glared into it's ADD riddle eyes, it's "crackle" relapse, diabetic shock twitching tail, and it's sweet satisfaction "I sold my winter supply of nuts to get my fix" grin, I have new found appreciation for the name brand knockoffs of America.
And the fact that "CRACKLES" is written three times larger than "berry" and the "LES" of that word being less dominate. The fact that he's not only eating, but juggling crackle berries at the same time, a talent only shown at 3 am by college kids wondering if this stuff kicked in yet. And of course the promise of "quality crackle" just seals it.

God bless corporate America for letting kids get their daily dose of crackle when they can't afford the high quality stuff.

4 comments:

Chris E. on July 16, 2007 at 12:20 PM said...

Berry Crack™--A complete part of a balanced addiction.

Anonymous said...

Hehe! Nice post Rally, great stuff, he does look really addicted xD

~2-J

Megan on July 22, 2007 at 8:16 AM said...

Haha, that's hilarious. :D

Dezz on August 1, 2007 at 2:09 PM said...

Mmmm, "Artificially flavored sweetened"... Wonderful.

 

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